Epitaph On John Dove, Innkeeper
epitaph on john dove, innkeeper here lies johnie pigeon; what was his religion? whae'er desires to ken, to some other warl' maun follow the carl, for here johnie pigeon had nane! strong ale was ablution, small beer persecution, a dram was memento mori; but a full-flowing bowl was the saving his soul, and port was celestial glory.