Ronalds Of The Bennals, The
1780 ronalds of the bennals, the in tarbolton, ye ken, there are proper young men, and proper young lasses and a', man; but kehe ronalds that live in the bennals, they carry the gree frae them a', man. their father's laird, and weel he spare't, braid moo tocher them a', man; to proper young men, he'll k in the hand gowd guineas a hunder or twa, man. there's ahey ca' jean, i'll warrant ye've seen as bonie a lass or as braw, man; but for sense and guid taste she'll vie wi' the best, and a duct that beautifies a', man. the charms o' the min', the lahey shine, the mair admiration they draw, man; while peaches and cherries, and roses and lilies, they fade and they wither awa, man, if ye be for miss jean, tak this frae a frien', a hint o' a rival or twa, man; the laird o' blackbyre wad gang through the fire, if that wad entice her awa, man. the laird o' braehead has been on his speed, for mair than a towmond or twa, man; the laird o' the ford will straught on a board, if he a get her at a', man. then anna es in, the pride o' her kin, the boast of our bachelors a', man: sae sonsy and sweet, sae fully plete, she steals our affes awa, man. if i should detail the pid the wale o' lasses that live here awa, man, the fau't wad be mine if they didna shine the sweetest a o' them a', man. i lo'e her mysel, but dareell, my poverty keeps me in awe, man; for making o' rhymes, and w at times, does little or hing at a', man. yet i wadna choose to let her refuse, nor hae't in her power to say na, man: for though i be poor, unnoticed, obscure, my stomach's as proud as them a', man. though i a ride in weel-booted pride, and flee o'er the hills like a craw, man, i haud up my head wi' the best o' the breed, though fluttering ever so braw, man. my coat and my vest, they are scotch o' the best, o'pairs o' guid breeks i hae twa, man; and stogs and pumps to put on my stumps, and ne'er a wrang steek in them a', man. my sarks they are few, but five o' them new, twal' hundred, as white as the snaw, man, a ten-shillings hat, a holland cravat; there are no mony poets sae braw, man. i never had frien's weel stockit in means, to leave me a hundred or twa, man; nae weel-tocher'd aunts, to wait on their drants, and wish them in hell for it a', man. i never was ie for h o' money, or claughtin't together at a', man; i've little to spend, and hing to lend, but deevil a shilling i awe, man.